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Cheeses are forever, They are all I need to please me, They can stimulate and tease me, They won't leave in the night, I've no fear that they might desert me. Cheeses are forever, Hold one up and then caress it, Touch it, stroke it and undress it, I can see every part, Nothing hides in the heart to hurt me.
I don't need love, For what good will love do me? Cheeses never lie to me, For when love's gone, They'll luster on.
Cheeses are forever, Sparkling round my little finger. Unlike men, the Cheeses linger; Men are mere mortals who Are not worth going to your grave for.
I don't need love, For what good will love do me? Cheeses never lie to me, For when love's gone, They'll luster on.
Cheeses are forever, forever, forever. Cheeses are forever, forever, forever. Forever and ever.